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CL 12 // SL 6 // EL 0
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LOL // 02

first job.

offer letter to boarding pass in 4 weeks. 7 levels of converting employment into travel. speedrun category.

SCROLL TO ONBOARD
LEVEL 01 // THE CONTRACT

14 pages. you read one word.

offer_letter_final_v3.pdf — 1 / 14
🔍 3/3
EMPLOYMENT AGREEMENT

4.1 the employee shall be entitled to twelve (12) days of casual leave per annum...

4.3 sick leave of six (6) days may be availed with intimation to the reporting manager...

4.7 un-availed leave shall lapse at the end of the calendar year...

salary structure? skipped. notice period? skipped. arbitration clause? bhai. you ctrl+F one word. HR thinks you're reviewing compensation. you are counting exits.

LEVEL 02 // THE AUDIT

first spreadsheet of your adult life.
it's not your budget.

leave balance FY 2026-27
12
CASUAL
6
SICK
∞
PLANS
OCTOBER 2026
mo
tu
we
th
fr
sa
su
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
HOLIDAY WEEKEND 1 CL
2 OCT (FRI) + SAT + SUN + 1 CL = 4 DAYS

you have never budgeted rent. never budgeted food. but leaves? spreadsheet-grade planning, instantly. this is the first thing adulthood ever made you ration.

LEVEL 03 // DAY ONE

body in induction.
mind at 30,000 feet.

WELCOME TO THE TEAM
our values
integrity ownership excellence
manali mountains. cold. maggi.
gokarna beach. cheap. sunsets.
goa one text decides ↓

someone is explaining the org structure. everyone in that room is nodding at the values slide. none of you are there.

LEVEL 04 // THE CHAT

week two. one text. that's all it takes.

🥔
aloo
online
long weekend next month. goa. 9:12 pm
🎬 reel: "goa under 5k" 9:12 pm
so that's a yes? 9:13 pm
🎬 reel: "hidden beaches south goa" 9:13 pm
let's see 9:41 pm
⚠ BOSS FIGHT DETECTED
booking for 2. you're either in the flight or in the story. 9:42 pm

no group. no google sheet. no 15 people dropping off one by one. the reel means yes. the "let's see" means fight. you book anyway. two-person trips are the only trips that actually happen.

LEVEL 05 // THE BOOKING

week three. salary hasn't even landed.

✈ boarding pass ECONOMY // OBVIOUSLY
DEL
DELHI
——— ✈ ———
GOI
GOA
PASSENGER
EMPLOYEE, NEW
DATE
02 OCT
PNR
F1RSTJ

your first salary will buy a flight before it buys anything responsible. this is not a failure of planning. this is the plan.

LEVEL 06 // THE TRIP

week four. employed for 24 days.
currently on a beach.

MON 05 OCT :: SICK LEAVE APPLIED 🤒 APPROVED ✓

sick leave was never for sickness. sick leave is for monday-after-the-trip. everybody knows this. nobody says this.

LEVEL 07 // ENDGAME

somewhere on that trip, it clicks.

college = time ∞, money 0
job = money ↑, time = 12 CL + 6 SL
year ≠ 12 months
year = 6 long weekends
// you measure differently now

the job is the subscription fee. the trips are the content. they call it "leave". accurate. it's the only part of the job where you actually arrive somewhere.

HRMS :: MONTH 01
DAYS EMPLOYED30
SALARY CREDITEDYES, FINALLY
FLIGHTS BOOKED1
CL USED1
SL USED1 (RECOVERED BY TUE)
SHEETS MADE1 (NEVER OPENED)
REGRETS0
STATUSEMPLOYED. TRAVELLING. ●
SEE YOU AT THE NEXT LONG WEEKEND
🔒
BONUS LEVEL :: LOCKED
taking a leave and going nowhere. phone on silent. curtains closed. sleeping till 1pm in your own bed. telling no one. the day you unlock this one, you have truly mastered the skill. loop closed.
TAP TO UNLOCK

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